Friday, May 13, 2011

Expert Medical Advice

- Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having somebody else hold the vegetables.
- Avoid high blood pressure by cutting yourself and bleeding for awhile. This will alleviate any pressure.
- If you have an ice cube lodged in your throat, simply pour boiling water down your throat
- If you have a problem waking up in the morning place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, it will cure you of drowsiness.
- For minor headaches drop an anvil on your foot, the headache is practically unnoticable instantly

2 comments:

Amanda said...

I literally laughed out loud when I read points 3 and 4. :D Thanks for the laugh!
~Amanda B.

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